Emotional Damage Utility
Turns market-induced psychic damage into jokes your group chat can pretend are healthy coping.
Results emotionally unverifiable Mayhem Mode selected
FuckMyLife $FML
The meme coin for people who bought the top, trusted the plan, and somehow still showed up.
Buying $FML will not fix your life. It can help keep the meme machine alive: more art, more jokes, more experiments, and fewer tasteful decisions.
Official Pump.fun routeNo custom wallet codeNo guaranteed outcome
SolanaMayhem Mode2B total supplyUtility: coping loudly
$FML
The artwork has entered witness protection.
Very on-brand.
Very on-brand.
certified
bad idea
−99.69%Emotional portfolio
∞Regrets available
0False promises
00:00Since last responsible decision
Peer-reviewed by nobody
Why $FML?
Because your worst decisions deserve excellent art direction and a community that understands the assignment.
Community-Powered Copium
Individual regret is sad. Shared regret is culture. Welcome to the extremely online support group.
Membership: one bad ideaZero False Promises
No guaranteed moon. No fake certainty. No mysterious “utility” diagram drawn five minutes before launch.
Honesty, but make it unhingedCertified Bad Decisions
Premium-grade internet nonsense made for people who can laugh at risk without pretending risk disappeared.
Do your own regretting Disclosure, but entertaining
Welcome to Mayhem
The chaos is part of the product. The disclosure is part of not being an asshole.
Tokenomics for people who hate pie charts
Ticker$FML
NetworkSolana
Launch venuePump.fun
ModeMayhem
Total supply2,000,000,000
ContractFresh out of mint
1BBase supply
1BMayhem agent supply
⚠ Mayhem means Mayhem
Pump.fun’s Mayhem structure adds one billion agent-associated tokens to the standard one billion supply. Agent activity may increase discovery, trading activity, and volatility. None of that guarantees price appreciation.
- Prices can move violently in either direction.
- The agent is not your financial adviser, therapist, or father.
- Platform and trading fees may apply even though this page charges nothing.
- Only use the official Pump.fun link and verify the mint address.
The least pathetic support pitch online
Yes, buying helps.
Not in the “your future is guaranteed” way. In the “this ridiculous creative machine gets more fuel” way.
Your trade may feed the meme machine.
On-platform trading may generate creator fees under Pump.fun’s current fee structure. The intention is to use creator revenue to keep building the brand, community, art, experiments, and progressively less responsible internet objects. That is an intention—not token utility, equity, ownership, or a contractual promise.
🎨 More original artBecause stock photos cannot adequately communicate this level of despair.
🧪 Stranger experimentsGames, gimmicks, bits, and ideas that should have died in a notes app.
🌐 Keeping the lights onHosting, tooling, moderation, and the boring things behind the fun things.
🛠️ Human-powered chaosPixels do not arrange themselves, unfortunately.
“I came for financial freedom and received a beautifully branded emotional event.”— Totally real person, spiritually
“Buying $FML cannot solve my problems. Finally, a product that understands me.”— Chief Regret Officer
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The Regret Lab
Two advanced tools built with the same scientific rigor as your last market entry.
Spin the Wheel of Regret
For entertainment only. The wheel is not licensed in any jurisdiction, dimension, or respectable household.
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Frequently avoided questions
Fine. Read this.
Is $FML a good investment?
This site does not make that claim. $FML is a speculative meme coin with material risk, Mayhem-related volatility, and no guaranteed value. Decide based on your own research and risk tolerance—not the fact that the button glows.
What does buying actually support?
Trading on Pump.fun may generate creator fees under the platform’s current structure. The creator intends to use revenue to continue the project’s art, content, community, hosting, and experiments. That statement is not a promise of token utility, profit, ownership, or future performance.
Why is the total supply two billion?
This launch uses Pump.fun Mayhem Mode. Its documented structure adds one billion tokens associated with the Mayhem agent to the standard one billion tokens, resulting in two billion total supply.
Where should I buy?
Use the official Pump.fun coin page linked from this site. Verify the mint address before trading. Do not send SOL to random addresses, impersonators, “support agents,” or anyone claiming the mascot needs bail money.
When Lambo?
The current transportation roadmap consists of walking to the refrigerator and reevaluating previous decisions.
Official bad-decision portal
Make your life slightly funnier.
Buy only what you can afford to lose. Then come back for the memes regardless of what the chart decides to do to your nervous system.
Fresh out of mint. Check back after launch.
Not financial advice. $FML is a speculative meme coin. It may lose substantial or all value. Mayhem Mode may introduce additional automated activity and volatility. No profits, returns, liquidity, price, listing, roadmap outcome, or future work are guaranteed. Platform fees may apply. Verify the official mint and links before transacting.